1.Teacher: What is Electricity ?
Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
she goes anytime,
anywhere without telling anyone,
even at midnight !
2.Media: Where were you born?
Media: which part?
Rekha: What, which part? Whole body was born in India
3Rekha and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Rekha: Don’t worry, I have one more.
4. Rekha: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Rekha: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
5. Rekha joined new job.
1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Rekha: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.